So, after spending yesterday crying like they re-canceled Arrested Development, I decided to find some goggles, or glasses that better protected my eyes from dirt and dust. I found some at Amazon offered by a company called GogglesAndGlasses. Amazon Marketplace allows their companies to enclose a personal message when an order has shipped. Here’s the one I got:

Greetings,

“Your Amazon Marketplace Order has been gently taken from our shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your product and polished it to make sure it was in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your product into the finest cardboard box that money can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party is set to march down the street to the post office (72550) where the entire town of Locust Grove will wave “Bon Voyage!!” to your package.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping with us on Gogglesandglasses. We sure did. Your picture is on our wall as “Customer Of The Year”. We’re all exhausted but can’t wait for you to come back to us soon.”

Thank you, for your business
Gary
www.motoglasses.com